This was SUPPOSED to just be a
Potterstuck doodleI MEAN NOT -STUCK I meant Potternatural or something but then it turned into over three hours of research and thinking
Here’s what I got in terms of general Hogwarts things (I have a reason for each thing okay I can’t copy-paste ‘cause Pottermore don’t allow that but TRUST ME I THOUGHT ABOUT IT LONG AND HARD):
Hufflepuff (by request (maybe comes from a long line of Slytherins?))
Wand: Dragon heartstring, Hawthorn, Medium long, hard
Patronus: Jaguar (Someone once mentioned how Stormo the angry naked cloud spirit had an Aztec theme, and that Aztecs really liked Jaguars, so??)
Either Dad’s a wizard, endlessly amused by muggle things, ormom was a witch and Dad is endlessly amused by magic things (“Dad why didn’t you tell me mom was a witch with witch powers and that I inherited them” “Haha sorry son I totally forgot about that have fun at magic school” “DAD WHAT IS GOING ON EVEN” “BYE SON”))
Wand: Unicorn hair, Pine, Medium long, springy
Patronus: African Rock Python (one of the biggest snakes in the world, eats everything (even….SCRAPS HUHE))
Doesn’t play Quidditch
Gryffindor (+her ENTIRE family)
Wand: Phoenix feather, Red Oak, rather long, rigid
Patronus: Giant spider (Ron would HATE her)
Probs Gryffindor too? I thought maybe Ravenclaw but IDK we don’t know very much about him
Halfblood (what is up with his parents is he orphaned?? We just don’t know)
Wand: Unicorn hair, Dog wood, medium, quite bendy
Patronus: Giant octopus
Doesn’t play Quidditch but cheers Izzy on
Johnny: Wand from Fir and dragon heartstring, Gryffindor
Dimitri: Wand from Elder and Phoenix feather, maybe Ravenclaw or Slytherin
Suzy: Ebony and Unicorn hair, Slytherin or Gryffindor,
Cody: Pear and Unicorn hair, probably a Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw (seems like a smart kid)
Jeff: NO IDEA WHAT WAND OK WE BARELY KNOW ‘IM, I’m guessing Hufflepuff??
Nobody touches Izzy’s boy and lives to buy lunch afterwards
"My history teacher is possessed by the devil"
If you’re not reading paranatural you’re probably a big nerd. I love these guys so much and I can’t wait for monday!
hello, cops police? i think my middle-school history teacher is possessed by Ｌ Ｕ Ｃ Ｉ Ｆ Ｅ Ｒ
F Yeah, Paranatural! turned 2
today three days ago!
Well that took forever to make! There ya go! 8tracks playlist!
i love them oh my gosh
I recently had a stint of crafting crude drawings of people with their favorite pokemon in MS Paint. I messaged Zach inquiring about his favorite pokemon, to which he swiftly replied “Shuckle.” This is the result of that message. It’s of Zach, not a member of the Paranatural cast, but I hope it qualifies.
I got nothin’
oh woops i forgot i started drawing R.J. a while ago but i found this again and finished
well this one’s just a quickie but damn do I love R.J. and their design